There’s nothing worse than scrolling through pages of jaw-dropping bombshells, finally picking the one who ticks every box, booking her… and then opening your front door to someone who looks like she was filtered through a potato. At our agency, we take catfish-proofing very seriously. You deserve the real deal, and that’s exactly what we deliver.
So how do we make sure the stunning stunners you see online are the ones you get in real life?
Every week, we receive hundreds of recruitment forms from girls all over London. Some are brand new to the industry, others are seasoned pros looking for a better agency. But just because someone sends in a sexy snap doesn’t mean they’re automatically added to our gallery.
Nope. We put every applicant through the same rigorous selection process. Think of it like a reality dating show… but with fewer roses and more background checks.
Before we even think about a photoshoot, we confirm each girl’s identity with official government ID. That means passport, driver’s licence or national ID, no blurry selfies or “my mate swears I’m 23” nonsense.
This helps us verify her age (no dodgy guessing games) and ensures her name and details match the info she’s provided. It’s all about building trust and keeping everything above board.
It’s not just about how someone looks in their pictures, it’s how they look in real life. Once a girl passes the initial checks, we meet her in person for an informal interview. This gives us the chance to see if the images she’s submitted are an accurate reflection of how she looks face to face.
And spoiler alert: filters don’t work in real life.
We like her style.
We’re not here to fudge the details. If a girl says she’s 5ft 6 with a 34C bust and legs that go on forever, we’re going to double check. Not because we’re picky, but because punters like you rely on that info when deciding who to book.
We carefully verify all personal stats and only publish what’s accurate. So when you see “hourglass figure” on her profile, that’s not wishful thinking, it’s a fact.
Fun fact: According to a survey by YouGov, 73% of men said “accurate photos and details” were the most important factor when choosing an escort. We couldn’t agree more.
Many girls applying to us have worked at other agencies before. If that’s the case, we do our homework. We dig into online reviews and forums to see how they’ve treated previous clients. If we spot a red flag (bad attitude, late arrivals, no-shows), we politely decline. It’s all about keeping our clients happy and drama-free.
We run discreet background checks for any criminal records or suspicious behaviour. Safety is a big deal, for our clients and for our girls. If anything sketchy turns up, we move on. It’s better to be safe than sorry.
The verification doesn’t stop once a girl joins. We maintain every profile with updated info, selfies and videos every year. Hair colour changed? New tattoos? Different vibe? We get new pics taken so you’re always looking at a current, real-time version of your chosen girl.
That means no outdated glamour shots from 2017. Just fresh, up-to-date photos that reflect how she looks right now.
And for those wondering: yes, we’re the kind of agency that gets excited about a new selfie drop.
We don’t believe in selling illusions. Our goal is to match punters with the real women behind the profiles. Honest representation leads to better experiences and fewer awkward surprises. When you book through us, you can trust what you see.
If you’re tired of bait-and-switch booking disasters, do yourself a favour and stick with a team who takes it seriously. Go ahead, browse our huge selection of verified escorts in London and you'll see that the only surprise you're in for is how good she looks in person.